Saturday, 30 November 2019

Some tweets !

Mutual Funds Are Subject To Market Risks –
“the risk with mutual funds is that they aren’t mutual after all. They charge you for market falls.”    

Cosmetic Surgery – “Cosmetic Surgery is the one where you lose your identity to make one. Maybe that’s why its called Plastic Surgery as well”    

GST – “I will call it the Global Suction Technique, where in the name of tax the government sucks it all”

Roger Federer & Wimbledon – “Made for each other. Maybe they should consider a long-term commitment like marriage”

Sarahah – “An app which talks about honesty and yet encourages users to stay anonymous. Where is the honesty in being anonymous?”

Tardigrades – “Little water – bears who can bear everything from extreme cold to nuclear to outer space and yet they do not eat fish.”

RERA – “The Real Estate Regulatory Authority wants transparency in the system but the irony is the real estate is transparent to none”

Game of Thrones – “Eight episodes of still trying to figure out who gets the throne.. Life!”

Cricket & Coaches – “They are like the lock and key. One may not function well without the other.- - 

Nibiru – “Scientists say that Planet X or Nibiru is supposed to bring an end to humanity. But isn’t it already dead yet? “


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